If you have enough time on your hands to be able to do as many takes as were needed to get this right, well then…you seriously have a lot of time on your hands. I love to play Guitar Hero. Love it! It’s an addiction. When I first brought it home, I don’t think I left my apartment the entire weekend, and got about 4 hours of sleep over three days because I just had to pass this song! Even my mom loves it. No shit!
It’s like once you play you’re never the same. It’s like The Ring, only no creepy wet dead girls climb out of the TV and you don’t die. Unless you’re as hooked as this guy, because he really almost gets hit by a car. This is so awesome, it totally made my day. And now I’m going to go play some Prisoner of Society.
Mr. Supersexy Brad Pitt was on Oprah today to promote his new flick, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. His co-star, Cate Blanchett, was also there. The movie actually looks pretty decent, but since it doesn’t come out until Christmas (which means I can’t illegally download it until at least February), I’ll probably forget about it by then. Regardless, I’ll never pass up a chance to look at Brad Pitt in HD. He’s beautiful.
The only problem was…
SNOOZE-FEST!!!!
How BORING?!? What happened to the edgy, hard-ass, Fight Club Brad Pitt? This guy was totally lame. He couldn’t even name a favorite food of his, saying something like, “I’m liking the Indian.” Or some shit. And while I guess I can see where he could get a little creeped out by the question the following fan asked, he shouldn’t be too surprised that she’s seen a photo of his forearm, seeing as he’s pictured weekly in every tabloid magazine ever. I mean, it’s cool to talk about picking hot dogs out of your kids’ vomit, but you don’t want to say anything about a tattoo on your arm? Really?
Don’t get me wrong. It’s Brad Pitt. He’s a legend. Hottest.Dude.Ever. But he’s all into his family and kids and friggin’ Angelina and for whatever reason it bored me to tears. And Ms. Cate wasn’t picking up any of the slack. Lame show. So whatever, Brad, I’m over you.
I am a lifetime Saturday Night Live fan, but I’ll be the first to admit that the show is not quite what is used to be. Every so often though, they will do something great that will remind us why it’s been on the air for 23 years. It seems as though Justin Timberlake has a lot to do with those particular times I find myself laughing so hard I cry. He wasn’t even a guest this week; he just decided it might be funny to drop by, stuff his junk into a leotard and dance around on live television with Beyonce.
Yeah, of course you’re already watching Entourage and Californication, but you absolutely need to watch True Blood. Seriously. As soon as you are finished reading this go watch all of the episodes on demand. And then watch them again. You’ll thank me I swear!
I mean, vampires, tons of sex, a murderer, and a LOT of other things I don’t want to spoil for you? What’s not to love? This show actually makes me fantasize about being a vampire. It just seems so…sexy. I even want to read the books the show is based on! (BEWARE! Major spoilers lie behind that link! Click at your own risk!)
Check out the trailer and then go watch. And enjoy.
Rachael’s been around for a long time, and I’ve considered myself a fan ever since listening to her first album, Happenstance, a few years ago. Now she’s back with a new album titled Elephants…Teeth Sinking Into Heart, and it is my Fall soundtrack! I love it!
It’s broken down into two parts, with the first nine songs on Elephants and the last five on Teeth. As a whole they seem to encapsulate an entire life circle, from happiness to heartache. Here’s a good article from Spinner on the whole thing.
Since I’ve been a fan for a while, I won’t try to bring you over to the darkside. I’ll let Rachael do that. I picked this Jay Leno performace only because I’d rather have an upbeat song to post than put you guys to sleep with the slow stuff. Enjoy:
You can become friends with her here and here. Or check out her Wiki page here. Her main website is here.
Oh and if anyone wants to buy me tickets to see her play in NYC, go here for the info and that would TOTALLY ROCK!
It’s Friday bitches and you know what that means! An IV connected to my arm that is pumping 100 proof vodka into my veins to numb the work week I just endured. Lovely.
I’m here to introduce you to my favorite show, Three Sheets. If you’ve been to visit my “About” page, you’ll know that one of the jobs I would rather have is “Zane.” You may say, “Who the hell is Zane?” Well, this post is going to shed that light for you.
Zane Lamprey is the host of Three Sheets. The show where he travels the world and gets drunk. On someone else’s dime. All over the world he is getting wasted and meeting locals and drinking and having fun and drinking. Sounds way more fun than my bullshit job. But I digress.
Anyhow, the only way to see this ingenious show is to have access to the Mojo Channel. Wha?? I’ve met one person who has this channel. No one had ever heard of it! This is blasphemy! Everyone should be able to watch Zane! Luckily, I have found a nice introductory montage for you to enjoy. After you watch, call your cable provider immediately and demand the Mojo channel! I promise you it is worth every second that you wait on hold to talk to somebody. See for yourself:
I need to change my IV bag since I’m out of vodka, but you need to figure out a way to watch this show. It is worth it!
And Zane (like you’d ever see this), if you ever need a sidekick, I can drink most men under the table and my passport is current. I can leave at the drop of a hat.
I play Fantasy Football. I’m obsessed with it. Last year (my first year), I came in second in the league. This year I am not doing as well. Tonight I am going against everything I’ve trusted and playing everyone I was told not to play. It might work out for me, actually, if things keep going how they’ve been.
My gut told me to sit Brett Favre against the NE Patriots. Up until 10 minutes before kickoff I was listening to my instincts, but right before the game started I changed my mind. I played Favre. (Instead of Thigpen, what the hell?)
I’m not disappointed with my choice…yet.
Let’s see how the rest of the night shakes out.
I never knew how competitive I could be until I started playing this ridiculous game. It’s like an addiction. I can’t help myself!
PS - Brandon Jacobs is my man.
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