- This anxiety is KILLING me. I really can't take it anymore. Deep breaths…deep breaths…it will all be over soon. *fingers crossed* #
- So this weekend I went to Medieval Times, went crazy at a bachelorette party, then screamed at football all day Sunday. Today, no voice. #
- Watching the final Six Feet Under and balling.my.eyes.out just like the first time I saw it. #
- Slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop. #
- Apparently I'm known as the Blair Witch. I tried to help. I guess now b/t this & the roomie sitch i am officially the worst.person.EVER. FML #
- It's not my fault that other people hate their lives and are miserable human beings. Stop your bitching & do something about it! #
- Remember this Music Byte from over a year ago? Yea. They're now #57 on iTunes top downloaded albums lists. Nice. http://tinyurl.com/ktlbfv #
- Just added one more thing to my birthday list: the Samsung DualView TL220. Kthxbai. #
- Brazilian bikini waxes will be the death of me. And my vagina. #
- FINALLY!!!!! Picture messages on iPhone!!!!! Oh happy happy day!!!! #
- It's Sunday football day!!! Go GIANTS!!!! #
- Watching football alone makes me feel like I'm yelling at myself….GOOOO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!! #
Monthly Archive for September, 2009
- I wish there was a way to hide my online status on Facebook…sometimes I don't feel like chatting. #
- Just got an email that they're holding cheerleading tryouts at my university. You think they let grad students tryout? I can still work it. #
- Is Julie Chen wearing on Snuggie on @BigBrother? I know she's pregnant and all but seriously? Eek. #
- I'm honestly the most annoyed that I have been in so long. Except the fact that it's been that long kinda makes it better. STILL…ANNOYED! #
- Does it aggravate anyone else when someone posts 467,871 tweets in a matter of 5 mins? Twitter hogs all IMF clogging up my space. #
- Just got off the phone with Jon Secada. Yes, again. No, I'm not kidding. For reals yo!!! #
- I guess that is what they call the "shit hitting the fan." I feel relief. And also know that it is only the beginning. #
- On my birthday wishlist: a 19" Vizio HDTV for my bedroom, satellite radio for my house & car, a new roommate. Too much? #
- It's so annoying to have to wait all day for class to start at 7:30. In my head it's cocktail time! #
- Have you seen my stapler? #
- Catching up on some Hard Knocks and really wishing that A) Carson Palmer was actually playing and B) that I was watching a Giants game. 27. #
- Being lazy makes you more tired I think. Didn't do anything yesterday and still managed to sleep 12 hours. #
- It's back to school night for me. Gonna love having class for 6 hours on Wednesday nights. Yay! #
- One more day before FOOTBALL!! #
- Praying that my class will let out early tonight so that I can catch some of the FOOTBALL GAME!!! Woohoo GIANTS 09! #
- I just want someone to be crazy with, to dance with. To make dinner for & go streaking together for dessert. Just the simple things, really. #
- It's Friday night and I am going to Friday's. That's TGIFridays. Yeaaaa that's right. Jack Daniels Grill here I come. #
- LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!!!! #
- Flipping between the VMAs and the football game. Not sure which one I like better but it's still fun. Oh, and New Moon looks decent. #
- JayZ and Alicia Keys are KILLING IT on the VMAs right now. #
- I heart putting Ikea furniture together. #
- I just spent 5 minutes trying to type how I'm really feeling in only 140 characters, but it's pretty simple: I hate stupid people. #
- Fancy: http://twitpic.com/gdifh #
- Little know fact about me: I heart pickles. http://twitpic.com/ggxhk #
- Just found out I have to go to a Pearl Jam and U2 tribute concert tonight. I fucking hate them both. Grrr. #
- Day 3 of Labor Day party weekend and still going strong! #
I was recently in Rhode Island for a friend’s wedding. Having never been to Rhode Island before, I was amazed at how beautiful it was. So beautiful, in fact, that I ended up extending my weekend by an extra two days just to soak up as much of it as possible. It was a fantastic weekend, filled with great times and great laughs.
One of the first laughs of the weekend (and possibly by far the best laugh) came on Friday night at the rehearsal dinner. The restaurant where the dinner took place was situated right on the water where hundreds of sailboats were docked. It was a very large restaurant, with an upstairs deck and a downstairs seating area. Behind the seating area downstairs were picnic tables, firepits, and even a stage. After a round of drinks or two, a bunch of my friends and I took a walk downstairs to check out the scenery. We were down there about 10 minutes when we were told to take our seats upstairs as dinner was about to be served.
As we walked toward the wooden staircase, we noticed about 15 restaurant staff members lined up to go upstairs. They started clapping loudly, and it was obvious that they were heading upstairs to embarrass some poor soul by surrounding their table clapping as loud as possible and singing some dorky ass version of “Happy Birthday.” (If you can’t tell by my tone, I HATE when this happens in restaurants. Especially to me.) As the staff members began to make their way up the stairs, the girl in the front of the line totally tripped up the stairs and disappeared amongst the sea of black shirts behind her. Everyone started laughing since, come on, it’s pretty fucking funny when someone falls. What my friends and I didn’t see at first however, until the poor girl stood up and turned around, was that she had been carrying a large chocolate cake up those stairs, and when she fell, she fell FACE FIRST into the chocolate cake. She had chocolate icing all over her face and down her shirt. Her coworkers erupted in even louder hysterics and everyone within earshot turned around to see Chocolate Face. It was hysterical. I’m not sure if it’s one of those “had to be there moments” – maybe it is, but for shit’s sake I know that I was sitting in a restaurant and noticed that the fucking waiters were coming over to sing me Happy Birthday so everyone else can hear, it would make my fucking day to see one of them bite it and faceplant into what was supposed to be my dessert. Awesome.
