Mambabyte

Mr. Supersexy Brad Pitt was on Oprah today to promote his new flick, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. His co-star, Cate Blanchett, was also there.  The movie actually looks pretty decent, but since it doesn’t come out until Christmas (which means I can’t illegally download it until at least February), I’ll probably forget about it by then.  Regardless, I’ll never pass up a chance to look at Brad Pitt in HD.  He’s beautiful.

The only problem was…

SNOOZE-FEST!!!!

How BORING?!?  What happened to the edgy, hard-ass, Fight Club Brad Pitt?  This guy was totally lame.  He couldn’t even name a favorite food of his, saying something like, “I’m liking the Indian.”  Or some shit.  And while I guess I can see where he could get a little creeped out by the question the following fan asked, he shouldn’t be too surprised that she’s seen a photo of his forearm, seeing as he’s pictured weekly in every tabloid magazine ever.  I mean, it’s cool to talk about picking hot dogs out of your kids’ vomit, but you don’t want to say anything about a tattoo on your arm?  Really?

Don’t get me wrong.  It’s Brad Pitt.  He’s a legend.  Hottest.Dude.Ever.  But he’s all into his family and kids and friggin’ Angelina and for whatever reason it bored me to tears.  And Ms. Cate wasn’t picking up any of the slack.  Lame show.  So whatever, Brad, I’m over you.

And what’s with the stupid ass mustache?!