I do. The scarier the better. I haven’t seen a good scary movie in a long time, until tonight. Until “The Strangers.”
Aside from being stranded in the middle of the ocean as shark bait, this scenario is my worst nightmare. Home alone in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, and a crazy lunatic is banging down the door? Thanks, but no. I’m out. Under the bed, hiding in the attic, the woods, whatever. But, of course, this movie is full of hysterical people barreling directly towards the danger. I found myself tightening my fists throughout the whole movie. While I will admit the buildup left a little to be desired, I thoroughly enjoyed this flick, and if you are in the mood for a good scary movie, give this one a shot.
If you have enough time on your hands to be able to do as many takes as were needed to get this right, well then…you seriously have a lot of time on your hands. I love to play Guitar Hero. Love it! It’s an addiction. When I first brought it home, I don’t think I left my apartment the entire weekend, and got about 4 hours of sleep over three days because I just had to pass this song! Even my mom loves it. No shit!
It’s like once you play you’re never the same. It’s like The Ring, only no creepy wet dead girls climb out of the TV and you don’t die. Unless you’re as hooked as this guy, because he really almost gets hit by a car. This is so awesome, it totally made my day. And now I’m going to go play some Prisoner of Society.
I am a lifetime Saturday Night Live fan, but I’ll be the first to admit that the show is not quite what is used to be. Every so often though, they will do something great that will remind us why it’s been on the air for 23 years. It seems as though Justin Timberlake has a lot to do with those particular times I find myself laughing so hard I cry. He wasn’t even a guest this week; he just decided it might be funny to drop by, stuff his junk into a leotard and dance around on live television with Beyonce.
Yeah, of course you’re already watching Entourage and Californication, but you absolutely need to watch True Blood. Seriously. As soon as you are finished reading this go watch all of the episodes on demand. And then watch them again. You’ll thank me I swear!
I mean, vampires, tons of sex, a murderer, and a LOT of other things I don’t want to spoil for you? What’s not to love? This show actually makes me fantasize about being a vampire. It just seems so…sexy. I even want to read the books the show is based on! (BEWARE! Major spoilers lie behind that link! Click at your own risk!)
Check out the trailer and then go watch. And enjoy.
It’s Friday bitches and you know what that means! An IV connected to my arm that is pumping 100 proof vodka into my veins to numb the work week I just endured. Lovely.
I’m here to introduce you to my favorite show, Three Sheets. If you’ve been to visit my “About” page, you’ll know that one of the jobs I would rather have is “Zane.” You may say, “Who the hell is Zane?” Well, this post is going to shed that light for you.
Zane Lamprey is the host of Three Sheets. The show where he travels the world and gets drunk. On someone else’s dime. All over the world he is getting wasted and meeting locals and drinking and having fun and drinking. Sounds way more fun than my bullshit job. But I digress.
Anyhow, the only way to see this ingenious show is to have access to the Mojo Channel. Wha?? I’ve met one person who has this channel. No one had ever heard of it! This is blasphemy! Everyone should be able to watch Zane! Luckily, I have found a nice introductory montage for you to enjoy. After you watch, call your cable provider immediately and demand the Mojo channel! I promise you it is worth every second that you wait on hold to talk to somebody. See for yourself:
I need to change my IV bag since I’m out of vodka, but you need to figure out a way to watch this show. It is worth it!
And Zane (like you’d ever see this), if you ever need a sidekick, I can drink most men under the table and my passport is current. I can leave at the drop of a hat.
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