I don’t even deserve to be writing this post. The universe should take away all of my blog-posting privileges because I have clearly taken advantage of the fact that this seriously awesome website will sit here for everyone to see whether or not I ever update it. I’m not even here to write a real post, so I hope you weren’t expecting some witty banter at this time. In fact, you probably want to just go to another site at this point because this will probably be really boring. I’m only here so that two friggin’ MONTHS don’t go by without something being updated here. I mean seriously, what the hell am I even DOING.
I’ll tell you. I’ve been busier than I have ever been in my LIFE! I never could have imagined how much work this accelerated graduate program would be – I clearly underestimated how time-consuming it would be. On top of that I’ve been kicking ass and taking names, and if any of you out there have ever done this you know it keeps you super busy. In my free time I’ve been killing ninjas and vampires, so my sleep schedule is all screwed up due to the fact that I can only hunt them in the dark. I barely have time left over to even breathe, so I can’t possibly be expected to sit down and update my website for fuck’s sake!
No, but seriously, I’ve been busy. I know it’s annoying to keep coming back and seeing the same damn post every time. I hate that I’ve left you alone for so long and I promise to be back real soon. Unless the vampires get me first….
I’m here… and I find it a bit odd that I saw your new post tweet and took a break from writing a paper for my “I’m getting old now and realized that I should have finished college instead of taking acid” class to read it. So you are definitely not alone. My wife and son leave the house every day so I can concentrate on finishing school… and I sit here and type away with only the sound of my air conditioner and an occasional listen to my worn out music collection. It will be worth it in the end… but when the fuck is the end anyway? It never ends.
just cut to the chase and admit you forgot about us. we all saw the airplane video on youtube, which displayed plenty of leisure time at your disposal. honesty is the best policy niculle, don’t ever forget that.