It’s Friday bitches and you know what that means! An IV connected to my arm that is pumping 100 proof vodka into my veins to numb the work week I just endured. Lovely.
I’m here to introduce you to my favorite show, Three Sheets. If you’ve been to visit my “About” page, you’ll know that one of the jobs I would rather have is “Zane.” You may say, “Who the hell is Zane?” Well, this post is going to shed that light for you.
Zane Lamprey is the host of Three Sheets. The show where he travels the world and gets drunk. On someone else’s dime. All over the world he is getting wasted and meeting locals and drinking and having fun and drinking. Sounds way more fun than my bullshit job. But I digress.
Anyhow, the only way to see this ingenious show is to have access to the Mojo Channel. Wha?? I’ve met one person who has this channel. No one had ever heard of it! This is blasphemy! Everyone should be able to watch Zane! Luckily, I have found a nice introductory montage for you to enjoy. After you watch, call your cable provider immediately and demand the Mojo channel! I promise you it is worth every second that you wait on hold to talk to somebody. See for yourself:
I need to change my IV bag since I’m out of vodka, but you need to figure out a way to watch this show. It is worth it!
And Zane (like you’d ever see this), if you ever need a sidekick, I can drink most men under the table and my passport is current. I can leave at the drop of a hat.
Mabuhai!
