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A Gift From Up Above

mamba — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:09:54 +0000

The day after I wrote the last post I got laid off. I have joined the ranks of the (many) unemployed. I know it’s fucked up to say at a time like this when people are scared shitless to lose their jobs, but I am glad I got the boot. I was extremely unhappy in my job, I just moved home and added a two hour commute each way to my day, I needed a change and I guess the universe decided to give me one. Based on that last post I have some serious soul searching to do, and holy shit do I now have more than enough time to do it.

So why have I not posted anything in the last oh, almost 30 days? Simple. Vacationing. You know what I’m talkin’ bout people, YEAH!! Par-TAY!!!

Now it’s time to get serious. I’ve been given an opportunity to reinvent myself and do whatever it is my heart desires with this beautiful life. I just have to figure out what the hell that is! Is it bad that I don’t know? Does anyone really ever know? And if they do, how did they figure it out? I don’t really have the luxury of trying a bunch of different careers to see what fits. How do you realize your passion? And once you do, how do you turn your passion into something that makes you cash? These are the big questions everyone asks themselves I guess.

My point is, I need to take this time to find something I like to do and can make my career. I am certainly not going to get myself back into a job where I wake up every weekday and drink coffee out of this:

Because that’s how I felt sitting in my old cubicle. No thanks!

Anyhoo, just want to update you as to what’s been going on. We’ll be back to regularly scheduled broadcasting in no time.

Cheers!

I Am A Guitar Hero!

mamba — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:59:14 +0000

If you have enough time on your hands to be able to do as many takes as were needed to get this right, well then…you seriously have a lot of time on your hands. I love to play Guitar Hero. Love it! It’s an addiction. When I first brought it home, I don’t think I left my apartment the entire weekend, and got about 4 hours of sleep over three days because I just had to pass this song! Even my mom loves it. No shit!

It’s like once you play you’re never the same. It’s like The Ring, only no creepy wet dead girls climb out of the TV and you don’t die. Unless you’re as hooked as this guy, because he really almost gets hit by a car. This is so awesome, it totally made my day. And now I’m going to go play some Prisoner of Society.

Thanks to Drop Dead Chris for sharing!

Brad Pitt Can Talk Poop, Not Tattoos

mamba — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:37:48 +0000

Mr. Supersexy Brad Pitt was on Oprah today to promote his new flick, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. His co-star, Cate Blanchett, was also there. The movie actually looks pretty decent, but since it doesn’t come out until Christmas (which means I can’t illegally download it until at least February), I’ll probably forget about it by then. Regardless, I’ll never pass up a chance to look at Brad Pitt in HD. He’s beautiful.

The only problem was…

SNOOZE-FEST!!!!

How BORING?!? What happened to the edgy, hard-ass, Fight Club Brad Pitt? This guy was totally lame. He couldn’t even name a favorite food of his, saying something like, “I’m liking the Indian.” Or some shit. And while I guess I can see where he could get a little creeped out by the question the following fan asked, he shouldn’t be too surprised that she’s seen a photo of his forearm, seeing as he’s pictured weekly in every tabloid magazine ever. I mean, it’s cool to talk about picking hot dogs out of your kids’ vomit, but you don’t want to say anything about a tattoo on your arm? Really?

Don’t get me wrong. It’s Brad Pitt. He’s a legend. Hottest.Dude.Ever. But he’s all into his family and kids and friggin’ Angelina and for whatever reason it bored me to tears. And Ms. Cate wasn’t picking up any of the slack. Lame show. So whatever, Brad, I’m over you.

And what’s with the stupid ass mustache?!

Justin Timberlake Should Be A Regular On SNL

mamba — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:28:02 +0000

I am a lifetime Saturday Night Live fan, but I’ll be the first to admit that the show is not quite what is used to be. Every so often though, they will do something great that will remind us why it’s been on the air for 23 years. It seems as though Justin Timberlake has a lot to do with those particular times I find myself laughing so hard I cry. He wasn’t even a guest this week; he just decided it might be funny to drop by, stuff his junk into a leotard and dance around on live television with Beyonce.

You all remember “Dick In A Box” right? That shit won an Emmy. Yea.

Seriously though? This is hilarious:

PS-Thanks for whoever uploaded this to Vimeo. Except it’s BeYONce.

KaiThanxBai.